A square sponge swizzle stick might be handy if it's a common measurement - like enough to soak up a shot glass of booze would be a good party trick.

When considering the fact that the dick is like a sponge, we all have a spongecoxk

The entire show is about spongebob cocking everything up, but they had to keep the PG rating. "Keep it in your pants" they tell him before every shoot.