Actually, y'know what, I'll double-down on the Twitter clone thing.
I would actually enjoy a text-only Micro-blogging site using this UI. If you do end up pivoting, Mr. OrdinaryChan, I shall crucify myself in front of the Council of Giko in your behalf in order to free your soul of whatever sin you have committed by creating this un-holy website.
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This site is very obviously ran by some LARP-obsessed lonely sysadmin. The posts here feel like they were scraped straight off Heyuri or early Boards, put through a de-monaifier, and finally through ChatGPT just to make it EXTRA LARP-y.
It is a disgrace to both textboards and chanboards that this site exists. The misuse of "chan" in the name shows that this board is simply a 4choon's bastardized interpretation of the sacred textboard. This strays so far from the Ayashii ideology you might as well pivot fully and make a Xitter clone.
I pray to Lord Gikoneko himself that I shall never witness the name "OrdinaryChan" on any of the 7 Ayashii Monuments, or the Tanasinn sites.
May Mona have mercy on your 'channed-out soul.
*sprays pure liquid diarrhea directly into your eye socket*
Well, we're all here for the circlejerk and I brought wine coolers and bugle chips, I say we get it done.
I was thinking about this the other day, and nerds keep asking how we can terraform the moon or mars. I think you've been holding the solution all along.